if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.
Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos
A Great Big World - Already Home (Starring Darren Criss & Jessica Szohr)
Hello friend, are you having a bad night?
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
this will vastly improve my life.
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
- person: *doesn't reply*
- me: they hate me
- me: i hate me
- me: everyone hates me
So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?
Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
"If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you."
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save